Coffee Will Do That to You

Today as I drove my son to his kiddie class at the community center, I told him I'd had too much coffee this morning. (I've been up since 4:15 a.m.)

"Oh no!" he said.

"Why 'oh no'?" I asked.

"Because the last time you had too much coffee, you were embarrassed all day," he said.

"I think you mean 'jittery'," I said, "but that can be embarrassing, too."