Questions from the Bathtub

"Can monkeys swim, Mommy? Can monkeys swim? Could you look it up on the computer? And do you have a Web site that tells if dragons can swim? Did you do it yet? And what about kangaroos? And could you look up turtles? Did you find out yet about if monkeys can swim? Mom? And also, what about hippopotamuses? Can they swim, too? Mommy, did you hear me? And why don't you let me take a bath whenever I want to and you don't want me to?"

Answer to that last one: "Honey, I always want you to take a bath. You're the one who always says you don't want to take a bath."

"Oh." *slosh*