Request to Television Advertisers

Hello, television advertisers:

I have a little request. Would you please kindly cease making commercials that include the sound of a ringing doorbell? I cannot tell you the number of times I've thought someone was at my front door when in fact I'd heard yet another doorbell on a commercial. Apparently I'm getting old and my hearing is about as wonky as my ditzy dog's.

Thank you for humoring a cranky old lady,
Me