Just How Low Are They Usually?

My son was enjoying his one-millionth peanut butter and jelly sandwich as I enjoyed a quiet moment on the couch. He studied me thoughtfully as he chewed, then asked, "Mom, are you wearing a bra today?"

Um, yes.

"Are you sure?"

Uh, yeah, I'm sure. Why do you ask?

"Because your breasts just seem lower than usual."

Some sweet talker I'm raising. ;^)