How to Drive Yourself Nuts in Five Seconds or Less

You know, you'd think I'd have learned my lesson after the last time I looked up some symptoms online. Tonight I Googled "swollen ankles" and "healthy lymphatic system." Lymphedema, anyone? Not one of my smarter moments. I think I need an Ativan. Or a drink.

Note to self: NO MORE GOOGLING SYMPTOMS.

Dumbass.