Monday, June 05, 2006

Although...Can We Really Call It "Food" at That Point?

If, by some chance, you're ever happily watching TV on the couch and you hear your wee one call to you with some gibberish about how "Mommy needs to clean the food off the bed," you may, in the precious few seconds before registering his statement and getting your tush off the couch, want to consider that he is, in fact, not hallucinating, but rather, may actually have barfed on the last clean set of sheets in the house, in case this makes you move any faster.

I'm just sayin'.