The Flies Are a Dead Giveaway

This morning my son wanted me to watch him play video games, so I did that for a while before getting antsy about starting my day.

"I'm going to take a shower," I told him.

"Why?" he asked.

"Because I feel dirty and I want to get clean."

"Well," he said, not looking up from his game, "you smell dirty, but you look clean!"

"Oh, little boys don't know what 'dirty' smells like," I teased.

"Yes, I do!" he told me. "Trashcans."

Hmph. Should I feel insulted? ;^)