Butt Momm

You know it's time to start working out or buy better pants when your child looks up from his bathtub vantage point, studies your poochy tummy and asks, "Mommy, is your body on backwards? 'Cause it looks like your butt is in the front."

(At least he redeemed himself by complimenting me on my newly Barbie-pink toenails.)

;^)